I well and truly cannot understand why HGTV pushes open concept houses so heavily. Unless they’re laid out in the right way, living in one is an absolute nightmare.
I’ve been in many houses and apartments with semi-open concepts I had no problem with, and seen others I like on video tours. What makes them different and better than the magnified studio apartment style so in vogue now is the floor plan.
A home with an L or U shape has rooms located off of halls, or an enfilade-style arrangement where all the common, public rooms lead into one another through archways, pocket doors, or partial walls.
Likewise with townhouses in many large cities, which are narrow and deep by necessity. While the upper floors have rooms located off the hallway, the parlor floor tends to have common rooms leading into one another. Sometimes there are doors; other times there are archways designating each room.
But what I can’t tolerate is a square-shaped open concept house!
Why do I hate this style? Let me count the ways.
1. Walls and doors exist for a reason. They designate each room for a separate purpose, and ensure privacy, peace, and quiet.
2. Not as much space to hang pictures, put up bookshelves, and store things.
3. The lack of walls also equals poor temperature control. In the summer, it’s much hotter. In winter, it’s unbearably cold.
4. Did I mention no privacy? These houses seem designed for joined at the hip families who are constantly together, never doing anything in separate rooms.
5. Someone at the door can automatically see into the entire house!
6. Absolutely atrocious acoustics! You want to watch TV, read a book, or do anything in the living room? Not if people are in another “room” all of ten feet away or right up the stairs! Everything is magnified like a tsunami of unbearable noise—speech, running water, the other TV, kitchen appliances, aluminum foil, drawers being opened and closed, rattling utensils, the ice machine.
7. It feels like being in a gymnasium.
8. There’s a reason studio and efficiency apartments are only meant for one person or couples just starting out. Why increase the square footage of that floor plan for an entire house?
9. Read any old book or historical novel, or watch any film from before about 1950 or historical drama. You’ll see rooms located off halls or a main common room (usually the parlor), not one giant open space trying to be multiple rooms at once. It was particularly important for the kitchen to be located well away from the main rooms and to have a door.
10. Speaking of the kitchen, do you really want guests to see drying or dirty dishes stacked up 10-20 feet away, to smell food all over the house, or to watch you preparing food?
11. You’re constantly all up in everyone’s business by default of having no place to retreat to.
12. Less flexibility for converting rooms to other uses.
13. They just look cheap and emotionally sterile!
14. Many people are so enamoured of open concepts they gleefully tear down walls and rip off doors in old houses.
15. Since everyone can see everything from any vantage point, it necessitates more frequent cleaning to avoid messes.
16. It just doesn’t feel like a real house!
17. They’re a terrible fit for those of us who love vintage interior decoration and furniture.
Walls and doors will be mandatory in my next home. I’ll specify I only want to see pre-1950 houses, and if a contemporary house is all I can afford, I’ll save up to install walls and doors as soon as possible. Open concepts are truly an architectural abomination, no matter how heavily HGTV pushes them.