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Enough with the MLMs!

Warning: Any comments from MLM trolls will be treated as spam, and if there are multiple abusive, bullying comments, à la the ones from my anti-Arbonne post, I won’t hesitate to close comments. I don’t let butthurt trolls in need of the Wahmbulance dictate the topics I post about or try to convince me my own opinions are wrong, immature, hateful, etc.

For some reason, my anti-Arbonne post from December 2013 went viral, with so far well over 8,000 views. Many of the search terms turning it up are along the lines of “Arbonne cult,” “Arbonne scam,” and “Arbonne pyramid scheme.” Intelligent people know the truth about MLMs, no matter how upset that makes the pro-MLM shills.

MLM, or multi-level marketing, is a legalized pyramid scheme. Though their structure is exactly like that of a pyramid scheme, they get around that red flag because they sell actual products. However, you can’t deny what’s really going on when you look at all these levels fanning out into the clear shape of a pyramid.

This business model isn’t sustainable past the first level or so. How many people can be recruited to sell the exact same product, particularly in the same area? And how many people will want to buy this product anyway?

These products are overpriced for what they actually are. Who’s going to drop $200 on a week-long facial care regiment? Or $50 on floor cleaner? You can find all this stuff for much cheaper on eBay.

They use euphemisms. Just call a spade a spade already and say your reps are salespeople! What’s with calling them “distributors,” “consultants,” “network marketers,” “presenters,” “coaches,” when it’s so obvious they’re selling stuff?

Focus is more on recruitment, not selling. They’re selling the dream of getting rich quick and constantly bringing in new people to the “downline,” not the actual overpriced products.

Very few people make real money. The people at the top of the food chain certainly do bring in the big bucks, but not all the people in the “downline.” Very few people who aren’t at the top are doing well enough to buy houses, vacations, yachts, cars, and private jets. It’s really irresponsible to make gullible people believe they can quit their jobs and get so much money selling MLM products.

People who fail are told something’s wrong with them, not the model they failed in. They weren’t assertive or aggressive enough, they didn’t know enough people, they weren’t committed enough, they didn’t care enough, they didn’t take advantage of enough opportunities, they thought money would just flow in effortlessly, they just plain suck.

You shouldn’t have to pay money to start working at an established company! Sure you need to invest some money when you start your own business, and keep spending money on rent, supplies, sales, etc. Eventually you turn a profit, and it’s no big deal. But when you join an MLM, you’re required to buy a “starter kit” (for as much as $500), and keep buying expensive products as free samples and to show at parties and stuff. That’s not how an ethical business should work.

It really alienates friends and family. Who doesn’t feel uncomfortable when a loved one is constantly shilling? Some of these people are walking advertisements for these MLMs, like the local Arbot. Who RSVPs to a community-wide event by saying, “Of course I’m coming! I look forward to promoting [MLM name] and telling everyone about how awesome it is!”? The local Arbot even pitched her business at a Yom Kippur service!

Most of the money is made from the salespeople, not customers. The salespeople (yes, I’m going to call them what they really are!) are constantly forced to buy more products to show and give away, and kicking money to their “upline,” while getting money from the “downline” to in turn go back to the “upline.”

They often trash the competition. The other people selling these kinds of products aren’t “natural,” don’t have enough to last as long, don’t have a special seal of approval, etc. The local Arbot has even claimed everyone else uses roadkill in their products.

So much cultish behavior. They recite canned phrases, gush about what a great business opportunity this is, tell people who’ve failed or left they were the problem, claim this business changes lives, talk about joining a family, insist you can make millions and quit your day job, you get the idea. That’s not how legit businesses operate.

They frequently go out of business after the bubble bursts. Many of these products are built on trends, and trends don’t last forever. Some pyramids also collapse sooner than others.

They use clickbait headlines for blog posts and YouTube videos. “MLM cult?” “Can you really succeed in MLM?” “[MLM name] a scam?” Then you see it’s just someone shilling for the MLM.

Honestly, I’m so freaking tired of seeing people I know getting into these MLM cults, as though they’ve never done any research before signing up. I did a lot of investigation after the Arbot tried to recruit me, and the honest, unbiased sources I found made me very uncomfortable and convinced me this was a mistake. MLMs aren’t a great business opportunity, they’re soul-sucking cults which create victims and steal money.


I started reading at three (my first book was Grimm's Fairy Tales, the uncensored adult version), started writing at four, started writing book-length things at eleven, and have been a writer ever since. I predominantly write historical fiction family sagas/series. I primarily write about young people, since I was a young person myself when I became a serious writer and didn't know how to write about adults as main characters. I only write in a contemporary setting if the books naturally go into the modern era over the course of the decades-long stories being told over many books. I've always been drawn to books, films, music, fashions, et al, from bygone eras, and have never really been too much into modern things. If something or someone has appeal for all time, it'll still be there to be discovered after the initial to-do has died down. For example, my second-favorite writer enjoyed a huge burst of popularity in the Sixties and Seventies, but he wrote his books from 1904-43, and his books still resonate today, even after he's no longer such a fad. Quality lasts for all time.

8 thoughts on “Enough with the MLMs!

  1. I’ve been tempted to do one of these schemes in the past, but then thought better and decided much like what you’ve explained here. My philosophy is that I’m not going to pay somebody else for me to work for them to make them richer.

    Arlee Bird
    A to Z Challenge Co-host
    Tossing It Out


  2. Ah, I’ve had those annoying family members and friends you speak of in this post . . . I hope I don’t sound that way now that I’m an author trying to sell books, lol. Crazy how many hits that post got!!


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