I’m starting a new series about past storylines in my older drafts that make absolutely no sense when I look back on them as an adult. While these posts will be about my own unique stories, I hope everyone can learn from them in general as I talk through my past mistakes, why these storylines don’t work, and how they can be fixed.
Let’s start with one that’s technically still in the future of Cinnimin, but which was set down in the hot mess first draft of the sixth Saga of the Sewards book, my failure of an attempted dual timeline, Livia Filliard and Liam O’Malley running away to Wyoming after graduating high school in 2003.
Livia is the fifth child of Cinnimin’s daughter Vanilla and Kit’s son Philip, and Liam is the firstborn of Violet’s daughter Carmine and her lawyer husband Lucifer. They’re born only two weeks apart in September 1984, and are inseparable best friends from infancy. In December 1996, at Livia’s bat mitzvah, they become a couple.
Vanilla is not very pleased by this development, since she’s long been tormented by a dream about Livia and Liam growing up to be married, plus the prophecy in their foremother Charlotte Lennon’s 17th century book discovered in 1985. She wants Livia to marry a Nice Jewish Boy, not a Wiccan, and doesn’t like anything else about Liam either.
So the night they graduate high school, Vanilla orders Livia to go to Liam’s house on Great Island and break up with him, and Livia dutifully obeys.
The only people who really disapprove of this relationship are Vanilla and her timewarped oldest daughters Karyn and Daphne! It’s not as if the entire family is against it! And by the year 2003, grown adults no longer needed their parents’ permission and approval to date or marry anyone! This isn’t the Victorian era, when people had no choice but to sadly accept their word as absolute law and end a happy, loving relationship.
Liam is alone in the house when she arrives, with a candlelight dinner where he proposes. Livia goes through with her mother’s cruel plans and runs out, but soon changes her mind and returns. Liam presents a plan for how they can run away together so no one can ever find them, and they hide in the house of Livia’s aunt Atlanta (Cinni’s youngest child) until they’re married by a justice of the peace the next day
They flee to Wyoming in a rented flatbed truck loaded with all their belongings (furniture included!), transfer all their money to a local bank, and enroll in the University of Wyoming very last-minute. They choose Wyoming because it’s so sparsely-populated, and no one will know them there.
Liam’s little sister Flidais eventually learns where they went, and enrolls at the University of Wyoming herself. But when Livia and Liam graduate in 2007, they move to Boston for grad school, where Livia’s close cousin Vikki lives, and Flidais goes with them, transferring to Boston University.
Why even bother running away to Wyoming (or any state with a small, sparse population) if they don’t intend to hide there forever? Not just Vikki and her husband Avraham David live in Boston, but also her father-in-law, Rabbi Joshua Brandt, his wife and six other kids, and Livia’s oldest sister Karyn and her family. That’s like being smuggled into a neutral European country during WWII and then returning to Nazi Germany before the war ended!
Vanilla obviously uneasily tolerated Livia’s relationship with Liam for six and a half years, when she was a minor and could’ve been forbidden from it. Why suddenly when she graduates high school is she ordered to end it? And why would either Livia or Liam think they have no choice but to leave town to live happily ever after? Again, only Vanilla, Karyn, and Daphne ever really disapproved of their love!
I know 18-year-olds don’t have complete cognitive development and are famous for making decisions based on emotions and not thinking through potential long-term outcomes, but it’s not like they’re preteens. What’s the worst Vanilla could do to them if they defy her, and why would Livia passively let herself be bossed around or kidnapped?
The University of Wyoming sounds like an awesome school, but nothing about the state itself fits who Livia and Liam are. They can go to school in Boston from the start, and Vanilla will just have to stew in her own juices until she finally comes around and accepts their union.